Alexis Bledel is 27 years old, born in Texas, and is rocking that perfect blend of Mexican and Danish heritage. Fair skin, blue eyes, innocent face, fiery demeanor and latina passion. Ow. Don't hurt me, chica.

She didn't learn English until she started in school - most people around her are surprised to find her first language is Spanish. She got her first break as Rory Gilmore in the Gilmore Girls on the WB network.

I wouldn't know much about that, because I always thought that show was pretty fucking lame, but what do I know? She made her first appearance on my radar by taking over the screen during her appearances as one badass prostitute in Sin City. She's got the look nailed, and Robert Rodriguez was so captivated by her vivid blue eyes that he kept them in color, even though the movie was mostly in black-and-white. I shouldn't have to mention that, but there might be one or two of you fucking heathens who haven't seen that movie multiple times. If that's the case, finish up here and go check it out, fuckwit. You can thank me later.

- The Underground King